You're welcome.
Animated Gifs       Register for a free global account (learn about it) | Log in: (), globally (lost password, you dummy?)

Kazz Profile
Live feed
Miscellaneous info


Registered: 04-2003
Location: Sydney
Posts: 1114
Reply | Quote

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there

Is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."



Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about

Tom Cruise?"


"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."


So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door

And Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come

On in for a beer!"


Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave

Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just



"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.



"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.



"Yup," Dave say's, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington ."



And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and

Motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was

Just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and

let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."



Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to

Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.



"The Pope," his boss replies.



"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to




Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St.

Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the

Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards

So let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the




He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.



Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the

Balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a

Heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.



Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"


His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw ... You and the Pope

Came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the f***k

Is that on the balcony with Dave?"

16/Feb/08, 21:20 Link to this post Send Email to Kazz   Send PM to Kazz MSN
Suzie Profile
Live feed
Miscellaneous info

The Boss

Registered: 04-2003
Location: Emu Heights :o)
Posts: 6420
Reply | Quote
Re: Dave

 emoticon Love it Kaz!

. . .. .. ... ... all you need is love ... ... .. .. . .

I hate to spread rumours - but what else does one do with them?
- Amanda Lear
17/Feb/08, 11:11 Link to this post Send Email to Suzie   Send PM to Suzie MSN
Pumby Profile
Live feed
Miscellaneous info

akunamatata - means no worries

Registered: 05-2003
Location: still at work (hehe)
Posts: 4650
Reply | Quote
Re: Dave

hee hee, that's a good one
17/Feb/08, 19:27 Link to this post Send Email to Pumby   Send PM to Pumby

Add a Reply

You are not logged in (login)
Back To Top