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Registered: 04-2003
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Because I'm a man


Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to
fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling the RAA is not an option. I will win.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the supermarket, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic
items like "cumin" or "tofu". For all I know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will open the
bonnet and stare at the engine as if I know exactly what I'm looking at.
If another man shows up, one of us will eventually say to the other, "I
used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't know where to start."
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan.
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me
twice as much once the repairman gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV.
If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole programme looking for
it.
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Because I'm a man, there's no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The
honest answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to
make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances
are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. And if you're feeling
amorous afterwards....then I'll certainly at least remember the name and
recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine.
I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too.
Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it, looks fine.
Your hair is fine.
You look fine.
Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2007, I will share
equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest... like
wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
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Because I am a man, I see flat-pack furniture as a challenge to have the
greatest possible number of left over and unused components at the end. If
the assembled furniture doesn't collapse within the hour, this is merely
seen as a bonus.

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Because I am a man, I don't have to ask for directions. Unknown to
women, the penis contains a magnetic homing device enabling men to know
exactly where they are on the Earth's surface at all times. If we do get lost,
it's because our wives have used too much girly fabric conditioner on our
underwear, thereby blocking out the magnetic rays.

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Because I am a man, I can and will fart loudly and often. It's our way
of marking our territory. If we didn't do it, burglars would come. You
wouldn't want that, would you?

This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.


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Registered: 05-2003
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 emoticon very very funny, coz it's true.
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