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Barry Dawson 'The Cougar'

Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no
one fools Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson can speak Braille.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.

Barry Dawson can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Barry Dawson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the
first 45 minutes having s*x with his waitress.

Barry Dawson is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Barry Dawson
once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he cr@pped it out, the turtle
was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Barry Dawson once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more
t*sticles?" contest. Barry Dawson won by 5.

Barry Dawson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him
there was a stripper in it.

When Barry Dawson has s*x with a man, it won't be because he is g@y. It
will be because he has run out of women.

For some, the left t*sticle is larger than the right one. For Barry
Dawson, each t*sticle is larger than the other one.

Barry Dawson ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one.

It takes Barry Dawson 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Barry Dawson doesn't believe in New Zealand.

Barry Dawson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Barry Dawson recently had the idea to sell his u*ine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of Australian women lost
their virginity to Barry Dawson. The other 6% were incredibly fat or

Barry Dawson invented the internet... just so he had a place to store
his p*rn.

One day Barry Dawson walked down the street with a massive er*ction.
There were no survivors.

When Barry Dawson plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Barry Dawson qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500,
without a car.

Barry Dawsons d*ck is so big, it has it's own d*ck, and that d*ck is
still bigger than yours.

Shane Watson is allowed to live because Barry Dawson doesn't kill


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Re: Barry Dawson 'The Cougar'

What a crack up, Elliot's boss has nicknamed him the Cougar at work, and guess what he drinks all the time
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"Barry Dawson recently had the idea to sell his u*ine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. "

Of course we had to send it to him!
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