Healthy Life https://bdisplacedveggies.runboard.com/t175526 Runboard| Healthy Life en-us Fri, 29 Mar 2024 07:05:33 +0000 Fri, 29 Mar 2024 07:05:33 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: Healthy Lifehttps://bdisplacedveggies.runboard.com/p1994390,from=rss#post1994390https://bdisplacedveggies.runboard.com/p1994390,from=rss#post1994390  live fast, die young Beavisnondisclosed_email@example.com (Pumby)Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:58:03 +0000 Healthy Lifehttps://bdisplacedveggies.runboard.com/p1994387,from=rss#post1994387https://bdisplacedveggies.runboard.com/p1994387,from=rss#post1994387I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit"? nondisclosed_email@example.com (beavis)Fri, 13 Oct 2006 16:38:53 +0000