Runboard.com
You're welcome.
Animated Gifs





runboard.com       Register for a free global account (learn about it) | Log in: (), globally (lost password, you dummy?)

 
beavis Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

The Boss
Runboard staff member

Registered: 04-2003
Location: down under
Posts: 4793
Reply | Quote
Ghost Sex


Ghost Sex

A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

aboot 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

aboot 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

aboot 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us aboot your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."

---

<Push
13/Sep/06, 0:52 Link to this post Send PM to beavis MSN Yahoo Blog
 
Rimmer Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

The Boss
Runboard staff member

Registered: 04-2003
Location: Straylia
Posts: 2577
Reply | Quote
Re: Ghost Sex


Lol. That puts a whole new tilt on the phrase, 'My partner is always horny'. emoticon

---
Build A Better Board

They put me in a cage full of lions, I learned to speak lion
13/Sep/06, 10:22 Link to this post   Blog
 
Pumby Profile
Live feed
Blog
Friends
Miscellaneous info

akunamatata - means no worries

Registered: 05-2003
Location: still at work (hehe)
Posts: 4650
Reply | Quote
Re: Ghost Sex


 emoticon
13/Sep/06, 10:49 Link to this post Send Email to Pumby   Send PM to Pumby
 


Add a Reply





You are not logged in (login)
Back To Top