voodooo
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Registered: 04-2003
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Just Fred
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the
posted speed limit. Since he`s in a good mood that
day he decides he might give the fellow a break and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he
asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the
man tells him that
he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands
but plays along with
it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies,
"It`s a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name.
The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed
to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When
I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.
I went through college medical school, internship,
residency, finally got my degree, so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I
decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my
dream. Got all the way through school, got my
degree, so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling
around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found
out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out
about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD,
so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling
with VD. The VD took away my dingaling so now I`m
just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing! :crackup:
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SAW IT... WANTED IT... HAD A FIT... GOT IT!!
Think first, everyone you meet is fighting their own tough battle too.
It's so simple to be wise... just think of something stupid to say.... and DON'T say it
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27/Aug/03, 14:57
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