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"Ye Olde Porn Queen" mark II

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Oh Yeah, RIGHT!?


One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch off a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his ax has fallen into water.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'No' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'No' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'Yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor
man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said 'Yes' this time."

The moral of the story: Whenever a man lies, it is ALWAYS for an honorable and useful reason.

Amen


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SAW IT... WANTED IT... HAD A FIT... GOT IT!!

Think first, everyone you meet is fighting their own tough battle too.

It's so simple to be wise... just think of something stupid to say.... and DON'T say it
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Re: Oh Yeah, RIGHT!?


A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."


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SAW IT... WANTED IT... HAD A FIT... GOT IT!!

Think first, everyone you meet is fighting their own tough battle too.

It's so simple to be wise... just think of something stupid to say.... and DON'T say it
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