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If Footy clubs were women ..... (AFL)
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up
front.
Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her
big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets
going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on
the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to
accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent
years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to
yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it
can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her
every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back
for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier to
getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and
dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done
anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you
still wouldn't.
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24/Jun/06, 21:09
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Re: If Footy clubs were women ..... (AFL)
What? No Amanda Vanstone?
"The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily."
True. And the Roos have been on their knees a lot lately, although they were on top this weekend.
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24/Jun/06, 21:40
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Re: If Footy clubs were women ..... (AFL)
quote: Rimmer wrote:
"The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily."
That's a good thing, right.
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24/Jun/06, 22:56
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Re: If Footy clubs were women ..... (AFL)
Depends on your perspective, Beavis
Who is Annabel Chong?
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quote: Pumby wrote:
Who is Annabel Chong?
You might be sorry you asked, Pumbaa.
"The Annabel Chong Story (Gough Lewis) - Chong is the porn star who pioneered the really big gang-bang - in her case, screwing 251 men in one day. Though the record has since been broken, there's certainly scope for a documentary looking at the mind-set of someone who'd want to do something like that: "
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Not sure where the "self-improvement" fits in...
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